IF I HAD LEGS, I’D KICK YOU

Showings

1925 Hall Fri, Oct 24, 2025 1:45 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Fri, Oct 24, 2025 4:30 PM
1925 Hall Fri, Oct 24, 2025 7:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Fri, Oct 24, 2025 9:55 PM
1925 Hall Sat, Oct 25, 2025 1:45 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sat, Oct 25, 2025 4:30 PM
1925 Hall Sat, Oct 25, 2025 7:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sat, Oct 25, 2025 9:55 PM
1925 Hall Sun, Oct 26, 2025 1:45 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sun, Oct 26, 2025 4:30 PM
1925 Hall Sun, Oct 26, 2025 7:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sun, Oct 26, 2025 9:55 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Mon, Oct 27, 2025 1:00 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Mon, Oct 27, 2025 3:25 PM
1925 Hall Mon, Oct 27, 2025 6:30 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Mon, Oct 27, 2025 9:10 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Tue, Oct 28, 2025 3:55 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Tue, Oct 28, 2025 6:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Tue, Oct 28, 2025 8:45 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Wed, Oct 29, 2025 3:55 PM
Open Captioning:True
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Wed, Oct 29, 2025 6:20 PM
Open Captioning:True
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Wed, Oct 29, 2025 8:45 PM
Open Captioning:True
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Thu, Oct 30, 2025 3:55 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Thu, Oct 30, 2025 6:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Thu, Oct 30, 2025 8:45 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Fri, Oct 31, 2025 3:55 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Fri, Oct 31, 2025 6:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sat, Nov 1, 2025 3:55 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sat, Nov 1, 2025 6:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sun, Nov 2, 2025 3:55 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sun, Nov 2, 2025 6:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Mon, Nov 3, 2025 6:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Tue, Nov 4, 2025 3:10 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Wed, Nov 5, 2025 4:10 PM
Open Captioning:True
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Thu, Nov 6, 2025 4:10 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Fri, Nov 7, 2025 4:40 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Fri, Nov 7, 2025 9:40 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sat, Nov 8, 2025 2:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sat, Nov 8, 2025 9:40 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sun, Nov 9, 2025 2:20 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Sun, Nov 9, 2025 9:40 PM
Manzler/Webb Screening Room Wed, Nov 12, 2025 5:35 PM
Dir. Mary Bronstein | USA | 2025 | 113 min. | R | DCP THIS SCREENING HAS OPEN CAPTIONS
Open Captioning:True

Description

Rose Byrne delivers one of the year’s great performances as Linda, a counsellor riding the edge of exhaustion as she attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien, great in this role) and the calm support of a hotel employee (A$AP Rocky, also great), all as her Montauk home — and increasingly volatile psyche — begin to cave in. Forging a jagged path between darkest of comedy and the most harrowing of horrors — parenthood, as both are known — writer-director Mary Bronstein directs the f*** out of this film, placing the viewer fully on edge in this tour-de-force assault on the senses. Howard Ratner, meet Linda.

“A virtuosic portrait of mental unraveling that uses every tool in the director’s arsenal to re-create an end-of-the-world feeling on the most intimate scale. Delivering a feverish, raw-nerve performance sure to go down as one of the year’s greats, Byrne has never had a role even remotely this intense to prepare us for the emotional acrobatics her writer-director has in store…. IF I HAD LEGS calls for next-level commitment from its star — and no small amount of schadenfreude from the audience.” —Peter Debruge, Variety

“It’s a towering performance, a feat of intelligence and energy that tightly binds to all of Bronstein’s heady, propulsive style. Let’s hope Byrne gets recognized for all of that hard work in some fashion, even if Linda never gets credit for hers.” —Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair